Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.
Dieting? Ahaha, no you aren’t. This simple recipe for layered pepperoni pizza cake by Shawn Syphus uses only five ingredients and takes just 1 hour to prep and bake.
I literally can’t believe this.
I don’t care who you are. If your girlfriend falls asleep in your lap, and even after 30 minutes when both of your legs go numb, don’t move. You fucking stay there and appreciate the cute little thing in your lap. If you move you’re weak and natural selection is coming for you.